j'adore ma vie.

natur-ality:

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

YES


Please. Thank you.
Jan 23

natur-ality:

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

YES

Please. Thank you.

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Jan 23

Last night, I was so into you…

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"No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."

- Frederica Mathewes-Green (via candidlycara)

It’s your mind body and taking a toll for lord knows what he handed you.

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Jan 23
Jan 23

dontgigglesherlock:

consultingtimelord-atyourservice:

greglestrade:

greglestrade:

Look what came in the post today even though it’s not supposed to be out until Monday. Ty bbc. I guess we know what the promo picture is for now.

I admit I sat there for ten minutes taking the DVD out and then putting in back in just because Sherlock is hidden… Then back.. Hidden.. Back.

he’s there, and back again

you did not just

Holy fucking crab cakes of the beautiful universe.

You just.

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Jan 23

inner-tardis:

obstreperous-honey:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

It’s performances like this which make me disappointed when I hear people say the don’t like Eccleston or skip over that whole season just to get to Tennant. Tennant was fantastic and a brilliant Doctor, but there wouldn’t be a Tennant Doctor without Eccleston’s Doctor. The way Tennant’s Doctor was portrayed was the effect that Rose had on Nine. In the beginning, Nine was harsh and unforgiving having come back from the Time War, his time with Rose softened that harsh attitude and it’s really shown in this episode.

“Just this once, everybody lives!” Has to be my absolute favourite line in all the history of Doctor who because in that episode everyone did.

image

All the love to Nine!

My boyfriend can’t watch past Nine. He was a so disappointed after Nine he can’t bring himself out of a funk.

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Jan 23

dinosaurssonaspaceship:

alecpingol:

I’m literally dying of laughter 

THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD

I cant

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apricockjam:

apricockjam:

This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees

my favourite thing about this is the fact that thousands of people have seen this post, reblogged it, thousands of people know he jerked it to knees yet he still has no fucking clue 

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Jan 23
Jan 23

monkeyelbow:

theassbuttofgondor:

kellyangel:

I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

As a person who read the books, I can say this actually happened.  

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE BOOKS

Hoy cow. All books. One strip.

(Source: anythingcomic.com, via almost-always-eventually-right)

Jan 23

gwenlightened:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

Friendly reminder that it’s more than 70 years later and there are STILL people who think like the man

Wow

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Jan 23

ivyblossom:

loveallthesherlocks:

#I want to point out one small thing from this scene #did anyone else notice #that john looked at irene for like #two seconds #and instead of stammering over his words #asking how #or even why #what is going on? #john just closes his mouth #and the first thing he says is an order #tell him you’re alive #because john knows how sherlock is #how sherlock thinks #and while sherlock may not be in love #john knows he was heartbroken #so when he said this to irene #my heart skipped a beat #because it’s exactly what people say #a study in pink is the story of how sherlock fell in love with john #and a scandal in belgravia is the story of john falling in love with sherlock #and the rest of this scene only proves it #we’re not a couple #yes you are

What I thought was interesting about this isn’t so much that John has his fingers on the pulse of Sherlock’s inner workings, because actually it demonstrates the opposite. He has no idea what Sherlock’s feeling right now, and it’s completely unclear throughout what Sherlock is actually feeling. I think that’s the point. 

What’s sweet, though, is that John doesn’t say “what the–” or “OMG” or anything else when he first sees Irene alive. He goes straight to “Sherlock is hurting, we need to fix this now, because I can’t stand to see him suffer.” Because that’s honestly the only thing on his mind, and it rules over even shock.

John is obsessively worried about Sherlock’s heart throughout this episode, though he doesn’t actually know anything about Sherlock’s feelings on this. And admits as much. Like he’s been playing an elaborate guessing game about this for ages, and it could go either way. He asks Mrs Hudson about Sherlock’s romantic history with some urgency, and gets no answers. We don’t see any scenes of him asking Sherlock directly whether he’s had any love affairs in the past, which I think is interesting. These scenes makes it feel like he might never have asked. So John just has quiet obsession with Sherlock’s emotional (and, apparently, sexual) life, which, if Sherlock didn’t already know, he knows now (since he followed John and heard this conversation).

Which suggests Sherlock’s a bit obsessed with John as well, because, well. He tails him.

This episode shows off this giant wedge of questions between John and Sherlock that they never address with each other, and all of them are intimate.

That’s partly why I loved Hounds so much. We went from a sort of gap between them in the form of these questions and unknowns to a very intimate story where they share a room (and seem perfectly willing to share a bed), John stops correcting people’s assumptions about their relationship, they have a “domestic” over Sherlock suggesting he and John aren’t as close as John thinks they are, and we have all the longing looks from Sherlock at John. Because those questions were actual questions in Scandal and appear to be answered in Hounds.

At the end of this scene in Scandal, Irene doesn’t think either of them should go after Sherlock, which is also kind of interesting. Because two things came out of it: Irene isn’t dead, but managed to fool Sherlock into thinking that she was (which he would have deduced instantly, obviously, the moment John started talking to her, maybe even before that), and that John is completely obsessed with the workings of Sherlock’s heart, and will do anything to heal it for him, including launch a (wo)manhunt or pairing Sherlock off with Irene, if that’s what he wants. Irene actively suggests not only that John is in love with Sherlock, but also that Sherlock is in love with John. (That is the flip side of the “couple” comment, really, isn’t it. If it’s a one-way thing, couple would be the wrong word.) And Irene didn’t think either of them should go after Sherlock afterwards.

Why shouldn’t John go after him? The suggestion is that they both revealed more than they meant to to Sherlock, their secret audience. We know what Irene revealed. John only revealed that he has been obsessively tracking Sherlock’s actions and reactions, trying to see if he’s in love, without ever actually asking about it. I think everyone’s said it, and I concur: this is the scene where John’s love for Sherlock is most obvious. So Irene reveals her deception, and John reveals his.

#icant

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beauties-dru6s-tacos:

It’s funny how people don’t want to see Justin Beiber deported because it’s unfair to be sent back to Canada since his whole life is in USA.

But, it is completely acceptable to send kids, students, parents, and workers back to a country they might not even know because they were brought to America since they were infants.

Yup. These people are being discriminated and all they want is a better future. While Justin Beiber is paying his “best friend” to ruin his future.

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Jan 23
Jan 22

the0voice0from0above:

voldemortsblog:

Does the BBC only have one script?

i don’t know. and i really don’t like not knowing.

Yes.

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matabertus:

So that explains it.


My cat.
Jan 22

matabertus:

So that explains it.

My cat.

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ravenhairrubylips:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

vardaesque:

digigender:

thechandelurequeen:

batcows:

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

bless u

omg

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

I love when girls get together to solve problems

Vaginas for the win.

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Jan 22
drunktrophywife:

the-alice-of-hearts:

So Claremore High School just posted this status. My AUTISTIC little brother was on the team last year and he loved it. Honestly some days it was the only reason that he went to school. He has problems with social interactions and this was the one time that he could feel happy. Well this year Claremore High School told my mom that because they changed the robotics teacher the team was gone. Well apparently that was a lie. My mother has given me permission to share this and I want it to go viral. My brother is a sweet boy and he really just wants to be accepted, but school has become a war for him. PLEASE help this go viral. 
ALL year they have locked my AUTISTIC brother out of the special education rooms. It was written into his IEP that he was ALWAYS supposed to have a room to go to when he started to have a panic attack. Well they locked him out once again. PLEASE PLEASE share this and do what you can to make this viral. Do anything you can to make the school have to do something to fix this. My little brother should be allowed to go to school and feel safe. Well his OWN special education teachers this year aren’t even helping this. 


Going against an IEP is a criminal offense you could press charges/sue them for this honestly

#autismspeaks find them I’m sure this is case that they would be highly interested in
Jan 22

drunktrophywife:

the-alice-of-hearts:

So Claremore High School just posted this status. My AUTISTIC little brother was on the team last year and he loved it. Honestly some days it was the only reason that he went to school. He has problems with social interactions and this was the one time that he could feel happy. Well this year Claremore High School told my mom that because they changed the robotics teacher the team was gone. Well apparently that was a lie. My mother has given me permission to share this and I want it to go viral. My brother is a sweet boy and he really just wants to be accepted, but school has become a war for him. PLEASE help this go viral. 

ALL year they have locked my AUTISTIC brother out of the special education rooms. It was written into his IEP that he was ALWAYS supposed to have a room to go to when he started to have a panic attack. Well they locked him out once again. PLEASE PLEASE share this and do what you can to make this viral. Do anything you can to make the school have to do something to fix this. My little brother should be allowed to go to school and feel safe. Well his OWN special education teachers this year aren’t even helping this. 

Going against an IEP is a criminal offense you could press charges/sue them for this honestly

#autismspeaks find them I’m sure this is case that they would be highly interested in

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